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« Reply #2175 on: March 06, 2018, 07:48:14 PM »
"Just my sister and her little ones," he replied. "She is staying with me, she'll be our nanny."

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« Reply #2176 on: March 06, 2018, 08:01:52 PM »
"Oh, I thought your cousin was going to be your wet nurse, did plans change?"

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« Reply #2177 on: March 06, 2018, 08:16:21 PM »
"She's still going to nurse them, but the house needs a nanny too," he shrugged.

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« Reply #2178 on: March 06, 2018, 08:24:25 PM »
"I see" she nodded, "it sounds like you are going to have a house full of children soon" she said thoughtfully. "Why don't you show me your room" she said changing the subject, "you promised me dessert" she smiled.

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« Reply #2179 on: March 06, 2018, 10:49:44 PM »
"This," he said as they entered a room with a large, comfortable four-poster bed with curtains that could close around it. He kept walking and opened a door to a small room with a narrow camp bed. "This is where I actually sleep."

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« Reply #2180 on: March 06, 2018, 10:51:48 PM »
"Why" she asked him, looking from the bed to him. "Why not sleep in a proper bed when you can?"

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« Reply #2181 on: March 06, 2018, 11:08:51 PM »
"Better for the back," he replied. "My mothers found a pool of quicksand and found a way to pour it into a mattress."

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« Reply #2182 on: March 06, 2018, 11:13:19 PM »
"I can fix it for you" she said with a shrug. "They will never even know. But, you will get the rest you need and space to stretch out proper. I know you like a good stretch" she added, "and that cot isn't going to let you do that."

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« Reply #2183 on: March 06, 2018, 11:17:47 PM »
"I've slept on that cot for years," he grinned. "But I do make exceptions when I have company."

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« Reply #2184 on: March 06, 2018, 11:26:38 PM »
She smiled, "you slept with me for years, the cot is something you returned to. But, I can leave your bed quick sand if you wish. Unless I don't like a quick sand bed, then I will fix it anyway" she said giving him a big grin.

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« Reply #2185 on: March 06, 2018, 11:30:02 PM »
"Jump on it," he grinned, I dare you," he chuckled, knowing she would sink if she did.

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« Reply #2186 on: March 06, 2018, 11:44:31 PM »
She first felt the cot bed, sitting on it then laying down and giving it a little test wiggle. She moved back into the main bedroom and tested the bed there. "I wonder if they ever laid on this" she asked him rhetorically. "Sex would be nearly impossible" she added, "maybe that was their true goal" she grinned.  Then she patted the spot next to her, "it is better now" she said "super easy to fix, hardly had to concentrate at all. Oh, wait, no. I mean it was exhausting, I need energy" she teased him.

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« Reply #2187 on: March 06, 2018, 11:45:57 PM »
"You're overdressed," he chuckled as he dropped his clothes in next to no time at all.

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« Reply #2188 on: March 07, 2018, 12:12:33 AM »
In the morning, Tamalyn went into his bathing room and cleaned up. She emerged dressed for the day, in fresh clothes. "I have a question about telling people they are promoted. Do I just give them their new rank and orders and say congratulations" she paused, "which is what I have been doing, or is there something else I am supposed to do? I was never quite sure, and last time I have rank out. He just sort of waited expectantly, like I missed something."

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« Reply #2189 on: March 07, 2018, 12:15:47 AM »
"Some windy buggers will drone on forever, most just want the warrant and stripes and they'll get on with what needs done," he grinned. "I much preferred just having it handed to me, I detest ceremony."

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« Reply #2190 on: March 07, 2018, 12:30:50 AM »
"I just admitted that I didn't know and changed the subject. I am certain that I asked him enough questions that he forgot all about me not knowing about rank ceremonies. I just thought that since hers was a more major promotion that perhaps there would be something else. I suppose though, that I will be that something else, even if I just handed it to her" she said thoughtfully. "Is there breakfast, or do you eat at work?"

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« Reply #2191 on: March 08, 2018, 10:27:35 AM »
"I'm sure that somebody has cooked something," he shrugged. "If for no other reason than to keep my steward out of the kitchen."

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« Reply #2192 on: March 08, 2018, 03:50:00 PM »
"Perhaps I should return home to eat. It will probably make your sister more comfortable" she said after thinking about it for a moment. "Then this afternoon I will go visit Malea and give her her promotion." Tamalyn said collecting her things and putting them into her tiny bag.

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« Reply #2193 on: March 08, 2018, 06:59:41 PM »
"Might be worth seeing the look on her face," Oldwine grinned. "Depending on how many dishes break when she drops them."

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« Reply #2194 on: March 08, 2018, 07:04:48 PM »
"You really are a cruel man" she said nodding and taking his arm, "lead the way" she smiled at him.

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« Reply #2195 on: March 09, 2018, 12:35:34 PM »
His sister and cousin were a bit goggle-eyed when they sat at the table, but kept bustling around taking care of things. Both of them looked with disapproval at Breecher's attempts to tease them.

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« Reply #2196 on: March 09, 2018, 07:24:44 PM »
"What is your schedule like for today" Tamalyn asked, "will you be sequestered away with the meeting you told me about yesterday" she asked him casually, not mentioning the exact type of meeting. No one else needed to know the planning for Balisere would be taking place in Tamber.

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« Reply #2197 on: March 22, 2018, 11:58:12 AM »
"A few long days," he shrugged. "But I'll sleep at home at least, so not quite sequestered."

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« Reply #2198 on: March 22, 2018, 04:05:51 PM »
 Tamalyn nodded, "that is good, you deserve some down time even if it is only the evenings. Are you sending trainers to work with the new sixth army recruits as they march here? Or will they be sailing here?" She asked him so she would be able to answer any questions when she went to promote Malea Telbrantil-Melldress. "Is there anything else you would like me to tell Malea?"

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« Reply #2199 on: March 27, 2018, 12:28:50 PM »
"I've scrounged up over a hundred drill masters," (Oldwine replied. "They've already been sent out to train the recruits on the march. It'll be a good start for them until we can get them here and teaching as well as training. We're also training a lot of new drill masters to spread among the companies to ensure that training won't stop."

 

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