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« on: March 05, 2016, 09:23:00 PM »
Murders never seemed to happen on warm sunny days, the weather was unseasonably cold and the rain was coming down in sheets when she pulled up to a nondescript building in a rundown portion of the business district. Elmo's Pawn didn't look like it was ever a thriving enterprise, that was apparent as she stepped into the building, opening the door was a habit, the glass was all over the sidewalk, same with the windows, but the shutters were open on all. Inside she saw one of the locals, homicide detective Gus Hanlon, he was looking over a body that had seen much better days.

"Izzy," Hanlon waved her over. "This looks like a job for the feds," he sighed and waved his hand over the corpse. "Meet what's left of Vassily Kirov," he did a finger-wiggle wave over the corpse. "And now see why we need our local exiled member of the esteemed marshall's service. He walked over and pointed to something on the floor. "Detonator, apparently it's military only according to the part number we found on it. That means military hardware used in a bombing, that means possible terrorism, and that means that the FBI and DHS will probably be looking to jump in, this one has it all: Murder, stolen military hardware, bombing, and Vassily was probably Russian mob, or one of the associated groups. Coffee?"
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« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2016, 11:27:31 PM »
Standing over the very dead body, cold water dripping off the brim of her hood, she pushed it back and simultaneously smoothed her thick black hair. She shook the water off of her hand, doing her best to keep it away from the body. Her toe nudged the debris aside. "Jesus. Someone really wasn't happy with the quote for their broken shit. And yes, coffee." Her voice was deep and smooth with just a hint of an accent that wasn't readily placed.

One hand resting casually on the grip of her pistol, she turned back to Vassily. "Help out the tourist," she said with a vague gesture in his direction. "Who the hell is he?"

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« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2016, 11:37:06 PM »
"He bought out Elmo Tanner to buy the pawn a few years ago, he's been watched for fencing, but if he's doing it, he's cagey. My buddy in Bunko think he's money laundering, but he can't talk anybody into opening an investigation," Hanlon took two cups of coffee from a uniform and passed one to Izzy. "Personally, I think he was working guns and now I suspect explosives. He was born in Georgia, the old Soviet republic, and I think he was getting smuggled guns and selling them off under the table." He sipped again. "He opened a box or something behind the counter, it tossed him over, bounced him off of the ceiling and he landed here." Hanlon smirked. "Bad landing, he was marked down by the Chinese judge," he looked pleased at his little gymnastics joke.

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« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2016, 11:44:39 PM »
Izzy rolled her eyes at Hanlon over the rim of her coffee cup. "He got any employees or weeping mistresses who are mourning the loss of this pillar in the community?" she asked before taking a sip. She pulled a face at the bitter taste, then took another sip. One couldn't quibble about the quality of coffee at this point in the morning. A thought occurred to her, and she leaned on the edge of the counter to peer back where he'd been standing when his day got extra shitty. "Anything left that might tell us where his birthday present came from?"

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« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2016, 11:47:29 PM »
"The lab rats are going over everything," Hanlon replied. "It's all at the station, locked in a safe. Once we found the army detonator we froze everything until you could call it all in."

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« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2016, 11:54:19 PM »
"Gee, thanks," she drawled. Tossing back the rest of her coffee, she squatted down and picked up the detonator. "I'll get this to your lab rats later," she said as she pocketed it and headed for the door. "Let me know if you find a girlfriend." She stopped short and looked back over her shoulder. "His, I mean. You, well... yeah." With a wink, she stepped outside pulled out her phone and dialed up her DHS contact.

The Feds could wait.

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« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2016, 12:00:45 AM »
"Don't you sleep?" Murph asked, her name on the caller ID tipped him off. "You're in the ass end of nowhere, so unless you're drunk and horny and want to make my ear steam, I'm going to be grumpy."

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« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2016, 12:03:33 AM »
"Russian gun smuggler blown up in a pawn shop with stolen military shit," she spouted back. "Dirty enough for you?"

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« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2016, 12:04:48 AM »
"No boobs, you get no beads," he sighed. "What kind of stolen military shit?"

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« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2016, 12:11:58 AM »
"I've got what's left of a detonator in my pocket," she said, pulling the offending article out to study it in the flickering dome light of her car as she took shelter from the incessant rain and cold. "Looks like there might have been a couple ounces of Emulex, triggered when he opened something. Lab rats are scurrying around in the debris right now. This is probably the biggest shit they've dealt with ever, so I imagine they're drooling over the chance. Should have results back in a few hours." She paused, frowning thoughtfully. "Could also be they can't find their asses with both hands and a map, and I won't hear for a week. Let's hope it's door number one."

Turning the detonator piece around in her hand, she focused on the grouchy man on the phone. "You want in or not?"

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« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2016, 12:18:27 AM »
"Send me pictures of any numbers you can find on it, and then get shots of anything the vic had that might make this a bigger federal case, he deals with guns then lets see what he'd holding, I'm guessing the yokels have warrants or they're searching as a crime scene anyway." He sighed again. "Once I get the pictures of the gadget I'll start looking. Send them to this number, I'll be dressed and on my way in before you can do that. We move fast in the big city."

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« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2016, 12:24:41 AM »
"Horseshit," she countered, "you move fast when it suits you. I'll send you what I find." Izzy hung up her phone, then flipped through her contacts to find her Fed, Ryan. Her fingers tapped on her leg absently, then she changed her mind and locked the phone, tucking it back in her pocket.

He could keep waiting. It wouldn't kill him.

Instead, she stepped back into the elements and into the pawn shop. She dodged around the bustling techs, hunting down Gus in the mess. "Got anything interesting for me?" she asked, snagging another cup of coffee, not particularly caring if someone else had laid claim already. "Feds need something a little naughtier to blow up their skirts."

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« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2016, 12:28:16 AM »
"A half dozen Czech sub machine guns, some old AKs, a box of grenades and an RPG and six loads for it," a voice called from the back before a redheaded female poked her head out. Just found them under the floor."

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« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2016, 12:33:13 AM »
Izzy threw both hands up over her head with a grin. "My hero! Let me see." She moved over quickly to look over the stash. An appreciative whistle slipped from between her lips as she peered down under the floor. "Tsk, tsk, Vassily," she said with a shake of her head. Her phone appeared in her hand, and she snapped a few pictures. "Check in the walls, too. Odds are he has some kind of ledger. Hopefully not written in Russian short hand."

Back in the main room, she looked up at the corners. "Security cameras?"

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« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2016, 12:39:37 AM »
"One aimed at the front door," Hanlon replied. "No tape. I don't think he wanted any other record of what went on here. Dumbass might have kept us from getting pictures of what happened, maybe who brought the package."

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« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2016, 12:41:24 AM »
Izzy hissed something extremely inappropriate under her breath, then shook her head. "See if we can get anything from the neighbors, maybe they're a bit less criminal." Kneeling down by the body, she slid on a pair of gloves and started digging through what was left of his pockets. "Got anyone out at his house yet?"

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« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2016, 12:46:48 AM »
"We have it surrounded and we've got the sheriff's bomb squad on the way, late night so everyone with sense is in bed. Nobody in any of the buildings around us until you get to the bars on the next block, and all they knew about was the Irish Car Bombs and boilermakers they were pounding."

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« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2016, 11:02:28 AM »
Hands now covered in blood, Izzy shook her head, making her pony tail bounce around her shoulders. "Of course not. Odds are they wouldn't have seen a damn thing if they were standing in the doorway."

Finding nothing of note in his pockets, Izzy stood up and peeled off her fouled gloves and dropping them into a pile of others just like them. "Did he have any family or girlfriends I can go kick out of bed?"

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« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2016, 01:44:42 PM »
"A brother, Dmitri," Hanlon replied. "No answer at his home phone or house, vice thinks he runs a few girls so he may be "working," still," he made air quotes with his fingers. "His phone was broken, but maybe the lab rats can get something off of it for a girlfriend."

While they spoke the lone remaining lab rat was running a light over the room, looking for blood or worse. "Well this isn't spooky," she stood and pointed her light at a spot on the floor, there was a small outline of a winged sword that looked like a combination of sword and cross. It had apparently been drawn in blood and wiped up later, but not well enough to remove the residue. "I guess that's my Batman moment of zen."

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« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2016, 02:00:49 PM »
Izzy headed over to the mark on the floor with a frown. She put her foot next to it for a size reference, then snapped a picture. "At least it's in blood, right?" One hand patted her shoulder companionable. "Nice catch."

Rubbing her face with one hand, Izzy sighed. "Got any tips on where the brother might be slinging his girls?"

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« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2016, 02:04:49 PM »
"Bar down on 8th, Whiskey Lane," Hanlon replied, but it closed an hour ago. "If he already knows he may be really hard to find."

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« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2016, 02:13:01 PM »
"Might be. I've never found criminals to be the cleverest crayons in the box. Could be he holed up with a lady friend nearby. Worst thing I'll find out there is a couple half-dead drunks. I'm gonna swing by, call me if you find anything in the meantime." With a wave to Gus, she headed back out to her car.

Once tucked inside the warmth, she sent a quick text to Murphy with the pictures she'd taken and the message 'Bring me some beads.' She flipped down to her contact Ryan again, then once again put the phone aside and headed toward the bar.

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« Reply #22 on: March 06, 2016, 02:33:17 PM »
"If those are boobs, you must have a lot of lonely nights," Murphy texted back, followed up with, "on it."

Whiskey Lane, like much of the area, had seen better days. It was on the edge of an old trailer park that accounted for a fair percentage of local law enforcement's calls. It was dark now, through a window whose glass was reinforced by wire, and still cracked, she could see the bartender emptying glasses from a washer tray into their proper places. He did a good job of ignoring the tapping on the glass.

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« Reply #23 on: March 06, 2016, 02:36:12 PM »
"Ass end of America, remember?" she texted back before approaching the dark bar.

Irritated with the amount of knocking she'd done, Izzy pulled out her star and slapped it against the window. She then drew her pistol and tapped the glass with it instead of her hand, making a distinctly different sound. "Make me knock again, and I'm shooting out the lock," she shouted to be heard through the glass.

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« Reply #24 on: March 06, 2016, 02:39:50 PM »
He stepped up to the glass. "Shoot out lock, you go to jail, we closed, you want talk, lawyer number is on sign," he pointed to a sign beside the door before he pulled down the shade and flashed the illuminated closed sign at her a few timed.

 

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