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« Reply #25 on: March 06, 2016, 02:48:32 PM »
Izzy hooked her badge back on her belt and glared thoughtfully at the door. She tapped the gun against the glass once more, then muttered, "Help me, help me!" under her breath. Raising her gun, she shot through the lock, as promised.

Kicking the door open, she leveled her gun at the bar tender. "Send the bill to the US Marshal's office," she said through gritted teeth. "I'm looking for Dmitri Kirov, brother of the very dead Vassily. You seen him?"

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« Reply #26 on: March 06, 2016, 03:17:12 PM »
Then she was looking down the barrel of a shotgun, and it looked like the biggest hole she'd ever seen. "Intruder has shot lock off door and broke in, Whiskey Lane bar," he said into his wireless earpiece. "She has gun and I have her covered, get here quick."

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« Reply #27 on: March 06, 2016, 03:29:51 PM »
"Let's be fair we both have guns," Izzy said, though she eyed the shotgun hesitantly. "And this," she turned her hip towards him to reveal her badge again, "lets me kick in a lot of doors. I'm not here to bust your ass, I don't give a shit what you're running behind the bar. Don't even care about the whores you keep here, though vice probably does. Tell me where I can find Dmitri, and I'll leave. Shoot me, and you'll bring the full force of the Marshal service down on your ass. Regardless of the cops you have in your pocket. Whole mess of officers know I'm here." One shoulder shrugged. "Your call."

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« Reply #28 on: March 06, 2016, 03:36:27 PM »
"Everybody just stay calm," a voice from behind them cautioned. "Nick, lower that kidney buster or I'll shoot you on general principles. Deputy, holster your piece." Then there was a pause. "Nicky, you may not know she's a cop, but you damned sure know I am, and even having to fill out all of that paperwork won't take the fun out of shooting a Russian."

Nicky the barman looked nervous at that, and the fact that he could only shoot one of them before the other one got him. He lowered the weapon.

"Besides, Nicky, she's packing a nine mil, probably standard jacketed rounds, somebody hit the lock with a .45, probably a wad cutter, he pointed down at the ground and knelt by the door. "You can see pieces right here, nothing we can get ballistics on, but enough to rule out her gun."

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« Reply #29 on: March 06, 2016, 03:44:04 PM »
Izzy waited until the shotgun was all the way down before she lowered her own gun, not ready to blindly follow the orders of someone she couldn't readily identify. With half an eye on Nicky, she looked over her shoulder. "And you are?"

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« Reply #30 on: March 06, 2016, 06:17:28 PM »
"Sergeant Alex Rybak," he replied. "Major Crimes. Nicky doesn't qualify as major but I was coming into town to look into the mess at the pawn shop and the call came through about Annie Oakley shooting her way into a bar. Leave it to Nicky to even screw up reporting that. So, Nicky, who had the .45 and why do they want you? Need some protective custody?"

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« Reply #31 on: March 06, 2016, 06:30:29 PM »
Satisfied, Izzy holstered her gun, but kept a hand on it in case anyone decided to get clever. "Were they looking for Dmitri?"

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« Reply #32 on: March 06, 2016, 06:37:32 PM »
"Dmitry hasn't been here all night, probably shacked up with new bitch," Nicky growled, looking bored.

Rybak scowled and called off any further response on his radio, then walked to the door. He scraped up several bits of lead from the ground with the blade of a knife and dropped it into an evidence bag, then used his leatherman to remove the damaged lock. "Nicky, no idea who you pissed off, but its not a good idea to have done whatever it was." He looked at Izzy. "Come along, Deputy, we've got work to do."

Nicky was staring at her, the look wasn't pleasant, but he kept quiet, he knew that the newcomer had thwarted whatever he had planned.

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« Reply #33 on: March 06, 2016, 07:01:58 PM »
Dark brown eyes stared incredulously at Alex. She turned back to Nicky and held her ground. "This new bitch got a name?"

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« Reply #34 on: March 06, 2016, 07:09:58 PM »
"Crawl away bitch," Nicky said, "or maybe it'll be yours next time."

""Nicky doesn't do answers," Rybak's hand positioned itself to push her out of the building, he was strong enough that it worked. "It's late, Deputy," he said as he nearly dragged her to her car, but his voice wasn't strained in the slightest. "Now, you're going to sit your little ass in your car, start it, and you're going somewhere else. In an hour the lab rats will be back to work, and you could probably spend that time making phone calls to people that you answer to that don't seem to be happy that my chief called in before you did." He held up a mangled 9mm bullet. "And don't shoot any more fucking locks in my town, or next time you'll be in jail wondering why you don't have a badge and a retirement plan anymore. Drive."

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« Reply #35 on: March 06, 2016, 07:20:59 PM »
Outside in the rain, she managed to pull her arm out of his grip and resisted the urge to rub where it tingled. "Pleasure to meet you too," she said through gritted teeth. "And in case your head was shoved too far up your ass to notice, the people I report to are perpetually 'not happy' with me. But I get shit done." Without leaving time for him to respond, she climbed into her car, an old muscle car she'd somehow managed to convince her chief to let her keep, revved the engine, and sped off into the night.

The fact that he was right didn't help the sting much, so Izzy soothed her wounded pride by headed back to the office she had to herself currently. A little hole in the wall that was barely big enough for the two desks, weapons locker, small conference room, and what was probably a broom closet they'd converted into a holding cell. She flipped on the lights and plopped down in her creaky chair, rubbing her hands across her face before picking up the phone and calling her superior. This ought to be fun.

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« Reply #36 on: March 06, 2016, 07:25:01 PM »
"Deputy Franks," Supervisory Deputy Marshall Melanie Talbert's voice all but purred into the phone. "So nice of you to remember we exist. So, Russian mob, foreign guns, a bombing, anything else you decided not to report while you were off playing cowgirl again?"

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« Reply #37 on: March 06, 2016, 07:28:38 PM »
Izzy winced, but kept it out of her voice. "Someone inscribed a symbol in the floor with blood, then wiped it up before they left. Looks like a sword with wings. That about covers it."

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« Reply #38 on: March 06, 2016, 07:31:55 PM »
"That sounds like a cheesy tattoo or an SAS emblem," she pondered. "So, what were you doing while not reporting, and if you say letting me get my beauty sleep I'll park my foot in your ass."

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« Reply #39 on: March 06, 2016, 07:53:34 PM »
"You mean I'd actually see your pretty face? It's tempting." Izzy said with a raised brow. Aware that her boss couldn't see her face, she moved on. "I was following a lead that didn't get anywhere. Bar owner named Nicky where the vic's brother is known to hang out. All he had to say was he hadn't seen Dmitri all day, something about a new girlfriend."

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« Reply #40 on: March 06, 2016, 07:58:58 PM »
"Why don't you plant your ass in your chair, fire up your computer, and get a report filed in the next hour, I'm teleconferencing with FBI, DHS and AFT this morning, maybe I'll even have time for breakfast first, otherwise you'd better hope your report amazes or excites me."

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« Reply #41 on: March 06, 2016, 08:07:08 PM »
Izzy stared at the dead phone and rolled her eyes. "My ass is planted in a chair. What is it with you people being obsessed with my ass?" She shook her head and set down the handset, and did, in fact, do as she was told.

After she got a third cup of coffee

The paperwork took her well under an hour, at which point she started pulling jackets on Vassily, Dmitri, and Nicky. "What is it about names that end in 'ee'?" she pondered to no one in particular. Gathering them up in her arms, Izzy headed for the conference room and spread them out across the table, taking notes on the white board they'd managed to scrounge up.

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« Reply #42 on: March 06, 2016, 08:35:49 PM »
"You feds move slow," Gus Hanlon said from the doorway. "They got into the phone, not much usable in it, all codewords in Russian, but they did get the words Arkangel, assassin and vendetta. from texts that hadn't been deleted yet."

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« Reply #43 on: March 06, 2016, 08:39:19 PM »
"You only get to call us slow if you have something better," Izzy said without turning. She added the words to the side of her board and turned around with an expectant look on her face.

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« Reply #44 on: March 06, 2016, 08:48:11 PM »
"Arkangel sounds Russian," he said after rolling his eyes at her. "Vendetta could mean they have one or one is aimed at them, and assassin sort of speaks for itself. Handy thing about Russian mob slugs is that they all have ink, a lot of it, most of it under their shirts though. These days, tats are pretty common, but I'm sure the Feebees have a file on Russian mob and prison tats." He grinned at the use of the nickname of the FBI."

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« Reply #45 on: March 06, 2016, 09:04:26 PM »
Izzy let the nickname slide, having not had nearly enough coffee for his lame jokes. Instead, she tapped the pen against her lip, her other arm crossed under her breasts. "Arkangel could also be a name. According to Christianity, archangels were the most powerful, warriors for God. We've got tat records, but we'd need something to look for for that to help."

She sighed and tossed the pen on the table to pick up her coffee mug. "Got anything back from the explosives? Or where the stolen gear is from?"

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« Reply #46 on: March 06, 2016, 09:10:41 PM »
"Something to go by, like a winged sword?" Hanlon asked as he took her cup over and refilled it from her coffee pot. "Think you need this. Anyway, we get our information about stolen army gear that you do, and they don't like to tell us anything. More of that government transparency that never happened I suppose. The detonator we found was probably a backup, irony is it was a dud. The guns don't appear to have come here legally, not in any open database."

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« Reply #47 on: March 06, 2016, 09:28:45 PM »
"No, what I need is to add something to my coffee," she said with a heavy sigh. "I'll ask around, see if I can call in a few favors. I'm betting the guns were smuggled in, so not going to have a lot of traction there. Our best leads are the tattoo I apparently don't find compelling, and the explosives. How about a girlfriend, employees, his brother?"

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« Reply #48 on: March 06, 2016, 09:35:31 PM »
"We have a BOLO out on Dmitri," he replied. "Handy thing is that he's not a local, only been here a few years, so people keep an eye on him wherever he goes. I'll mention that we're looking for him to a couple old ladies that I know, the blue-hair mafia will sniff him out." He smiled at that. "Small town law enforcement, nothing like it."

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"That...I can't argue with," Izzy said vaguely. "Alright. Let me know if you get anything I can use. I don't like being stuck in this damn office."

 

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