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« Reply #1325 on: January 12, 2018, 03:18:59 PM »
"I am going to need to meet with Marshall Tangart," he nodded. "And then he and I can walk the ground together. After, I suppose, we deal with the financial situation. Like a good roast," he smiled. "Too big to devour it all at once, so you take bites."

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« Reply #1326 on: January 12, 2018, 03:28:03 PM »
"I think that Marshal Tangart could use a night of rest. He has had a rough couple of days. Tomorrow will be soon enough. We have much to do, bit by bit we will get it all completed. I actually have a store owner I must check on. He is" she considered, "easily confused. Would you care to accompany me?"

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« Reply #1327 on: January 12, 2018, 03:42:34 PM »
"Normally, I would say yes," he replied. "But I have to sit down with my staff and prepare them for what just landed in their laps," he grinned. "They'll be as busy as I am."

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« Reply #1328 on: January 12, 2018, 03:51:19 PM »
"Now that is a good idea" she nodded, "you are invited to breakfast. We can speak with Billie then go to the meeting. We will see where we go next after that. Now though, I really must go check on Blue" she said walking n him out.
Tamalyn walked through the streets of the new town. She sass familiar faces and smiled and waved to them. Finally she made it to Blue's shop. "Blue" she called as she entered, he lived in the back of the store so she went to the curtain in the back. "Blue, are you here, it's Tamalyn Traveler" she said.

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« Reply #1329 on: January 12, 2018, 04:11:24 PM »
A turned over basket raised and a stick poked out, with a large puff of smoke. "Who?"

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« Reply #1330 on: January 12, 2018, 04:22:18 PM »
"Pretty Scary Girl" she said using what he always called her. "I came to check on you and let you know that you are safe now."

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« Reply #1331 on: January 12, 2018, 04:30:06 PM »
"I think somebody stole my whole shop," the stick waggled back and forth and the basket raised a bit and she saw an eye peek out. "Are you sure it's safe, I've been under here for a long time and I need to pee."

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« Reply #1332 on: January 12, 2018, 04:40:20 PM »
"You are safe, your shop is safe. Come out and see to your needs. Then I will explain why happened" she said soothingly.  She helped him get up and after he returned from his facilities, she got him seated comfortably. "Your shop was not knicked. It was moved to Selnendrin because you were in danger in Valcastria. You, and the entire Red Wall district was moved here" she explained, "Grand Marshal Tangart is here too" She added.

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« Reply #1333 on: January 12, 2018, 04:46:05 PM »
He looked so puzzled. "Is Selnendrin near Banner Street?" He asked. "And what is so grand about him?"

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« Reply #1334 on: January 12, 2018, 04:54:43 PM »
"No, Selnendrin is a country very far from Banner Street and Valcastria" she explained patiently. "Violet is here, would you like to see her? Perhaps she can explain everything better for you." She ignored the comment about Billie, it would only have confused him further. "Or, perhaps you could take that sobering draught that I know you have" she added with a smile.

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« Reply #1335 on: January 12, 2018, 05:11:44 PM »
"I'm not unsober," he scoffed. "But I needed to steady my nerves, my whole shop moved, you know!"

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« Reply #1336 on: January 12, 2018, 05:20:18 PM »
"Yes, it did" she nodded. "All your neighbor's shops moved too. You will need to exchange your chits for Selnendrin currency. But, after that, you are free to resume business" she explained.

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« Reply #1337 on: January 12, 2018, 05:35:14 PM »
He frowned at that and wandered over to his secret hiding place, a chest loaded with sock fulls of chits and coins. "I suppose I have a few to trade." He thought and pulled up a floorboard and there were several boxes full of stuffed socks. "There's more around here somewhere."

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« Reply #1338 on: January 12, 2018, 05:54:34 PM »
Tamalyn looked at all the chits he had, it appeared that Blue didn't use a bank or spend much, or any, of his earnings. "Keep looking" she said, "we will be doing exchanges one time only. I will send for the funds" she said to him then messaged Annika, "I have a large exchange at Blue's place" she said, "also, could you send someone to invite Violet here. Blue is her uncle, and she thinks he is dead."

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« Reply #1339 on: January 12, 2018, 05:57:50 PM »
"I'll bring Violet and sort out blue," Annika promised.

"One of these days I need to figure out how this stuff works." Blue stared down in the hole.

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« Reply #1340 on: January 12, 2018, 06:06:44 PM »
Tamalyn moved to look down the hole with him, "how money works or how your hiding system works" she asked him. "I can hire someone to help you with your finances, the hidey holes" she considered, "not so much."

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« Reply #1341 on: January 12, 2018, 07:32:59 PM »
He looked back down and shrugged. "Other than trade a few bits here and there for ingredients, there's really not much to do with it."

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« Reply #1342 on: January 12, 2018, 07:57:22 PM »
 She took a deep breath, "you are going to be very rich. I think that I will find you someone to help you manage it all" she said, "it does you no good to keep it all hidden away in your shop. It actually puts you in danger and soon you will run out of space to hide it. May I do this for you?"

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« Reply #1343 on: January 12, 2018, 08:00:52 PM »
"You know things, so, why not?" He shrugged as he reached for his pipe and lit from a candle. "I call this blend ogre kick, cuz that's what it does."

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« Reply #1344 on: January 12, 2018, 08:29:41 PM »
"Then I will find someone" she said, "and when this is over. I would like to try your Ogre Kick blend." She consisted him, "so you have any questions before Violet arrives?"

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« Reply #1345 on: January 12, 2018, 08:31:44 PM »
"Is it warm here?" He asked. "Too many clothes before."

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« Reply #1346 on: January 12, 2018, 09:00:45 PM »
"It is warm in the summer, cold in the winter and mild with rain in the spring and fall. Clothes are still required" she added, "year round" she clarified just in case."


She wondered what was taking Annika so long, perhaps they were having difficulties getting Violet to come.

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« Reply #1347 on: January 12, 2018, 09:19:14 PM »
Violet stepped in the door. Stared a second. Screamed. Turned and ran into the door and fell back in a deep daze, staring at the ceiling.

"She's a bit of a kook," Blue observed.

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« Reply #1348 on: January 12, 2018, 09:26:37 PM »
"Despite my assurances that you are fine, she had insisted that you are dead. I am certain she thinks you are a ghost" she shrugged and went overt to Violet. "Blue is alive, my father rescued him" she said, "he is here now ' she added pating her shoulder.

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"Smell him," Violet said, cracking open an eye to peek. "He smell dead?"

 

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