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Super Wolverine vs. Colossus Match-Up!' Vol. 1
« on: December 28, 2009, 02:54:09 PM »
What happens when two of Marvel's best known heroes -- "Wolverine" and "Colossus" -- are re-imagined as horrible beasts, and battle to the death in a Cold War skirmish?

Act 1: "Search for the Search Party"
The weather's cold.  Well, cold as usual.  Funny, down south the Americans are complaining of a little snow, and all of a sudden a few inches of white stuff is stalled the entire country to a stand still.  While all the way up here, we're waltzing through a foot of the stuff and that's like a little puddle to us.  Typical.  Always complaining, never adapting.

"Hey Cohen!  Over here!  I found tracks!"

I'm Cohen, Mountie in these parts of the woods.  Over there is Burnett, a man I've known for well over twelve years.  We've been patrolling this area for so long I could probably remember the name of every tree we walk past.  Well, the ones that have names anyway.  I don't think that big one over there has a name, or that one next to it for that matter.  So OK, most of them don't get called anything but you get the idea.

The tracks he's referring to are the reason we're out here at seven o'clock at night.  Usually I'm home with my feet up watching the television, but a bunch of Government guys have pulled us from our usual routine and ordered us out here to hunt for a stray soldier that's gone missing.  Says his name was Logan, or something.  Highly dangerous, prone to attacking those that go anywhere close to him.  Just as well we've got the long range hunting rifles or we've have a few nasty cuts on our bodies once we're done with him.

The rifles are loaded with tranquiliser darts that'll send this bad boy to sleep for days.  The Government guys sent out their goons a few hours ago but they couldn't find a damn tree trunk in this forest.  That's why they've got us snooping around for him instead.  Guess they caught wind that we're the experts in this area.

"I think it's him."  He tells me.

I crouch down and look at them closely.  The prints don't show any sign of the man wearing a shoe.  Had to be Logan.  Seems he escaped from a nearby army base in nothing but a pair of pants.  They said we were to look out for a small guy with wild hair and a hunch.  I was expecting to find Mister-bloody-Hyde running around when they told me that.

"OK.  They look fresh."  I say.  "He's heading off that way.  Make sure you're ready to fire that thing."

Burnett nods to me and we advance slowly, I keep my eyes on the track while he's searching every possible inch of woodland in front of us.  There's little noise, not even the usual cry of the wolves is keeping us company tonight.  Just silence.  Usually, I'd like this.  But right now, it's starting to make me nervous.  Then comes the heavy breathing.  It's not me, and it's not him.  So what is it?

"Burnett, d'you hear that?"

"Hear what?"

"The breathing."

"I don't hear any breathing."

Maybe I'm just hearing things I don't want to hear, or maybe it's wishful thinking and that thing that I don't want to hear -- but I think that I'm hearing -- is actually there and Burnett's just not hearing it.  The fog around us is growing, mutating in to a bland greyness that's no longer transparent.  We can't see anything.  But there's something out here that can see us.

And I've just stepped on something.  Great.  It's soft, it squelches.  It's got to be a big puddle of dirt.

No --

It's not that.  It's brown.  But it's not mud.  Part of it's green.  But it's not grass.  Some of it's red.  Blood.  Government-issued fatigues of a soldier.  My foot's in his stomach.  Oh fantastic!

"Burnett.  We got to go... now!"


"No... you wanna know where the Search Team went to earlier?  We're standing on top of them!  Run!"

There's an animalistic roar.  Are we too late?  I don't care.  I'm running!
« Last Edit: December 28, 2009, 03:19:37 PM by Stan' »


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